soggycrotch

Wet vagina/excessively moist crotch.

"You could tell Bambi wanted me by her soggycrotch," Jasper said.

by John "Motherfucking" Henning April 18, 2008

Soggy mattress

A fun game in which a number of guys all jerk over an old mattress the last to shoot there sticky load has to roll on the jizz coated mattress.

Heyy fancy a game of soggy mattress i'mgetting rid of my old one :P

by ORGAZZaM August 22, 2009

Soggy Mess

1. Vagina (derogatory)

2. A messy sexual accident, such as becoming 'over-excited'.

3. The aftermath. (S'allamsayin')

NB not to be confused with Soggy Sesh, which is either the appreciation of a Soggy Mess or the act of making a Soggy Mess.

1. Oh, it's a bit of a Soggy Mess./ Her vagina is such a Soggy Mess.

2. Don't make a Soggy Mess./ Oh shite, I made a Soggy Mess.

3. We left such a Soggy Mess in the backseat of her car.

by Anti-vagina activist. April 25, 2010

soogs

saggy boobs

"Woah, did you see Yoko Ono and John Lennon's nudes? Yoko has some total soogs going on!"

"I don't know why ____ wears a bra; it's not helping her soogs!"

by chlohayy March 27, 2013

soggy high

When you get absolutely fucked off cannabis and he high is coming down and all you wanna do is nap.

Bro, I smoked some big ole doinks then 3 hours later I was soggy high

by Big D J November 26, 2017

soggy lemon

The act of placing lemon juice on chicken and feeding it to your dog

Jasis that was gas lovely soggy lemon

by AdamMooneyLovesCock February 19, 2018

soggy burtram

First find a Burtram then get six mates. everyone jacks of and nuts into the Burtrams ass ( doesn't need to be named Burtram ) the last one to nut has to drink the nut out of the Bertrams ass. This is an act done out of pure testosterone and is not homosexual in any means and every man participating must say no homo before the act of soggy Burtram.

"hey soggy burtram at my place at six" "nice dude no homo" "no homo"

by Xwarm February 25, 2018