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30 inch long shlong

What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.
"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"
by The Pee Pee Master August 25, 2019
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SLONG

I'm gunna download a few slongs.
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Mike: Your a slong falcon wait thats too majestic for you ya terd.
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I have a massive one
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slong-lover

a homosexual person who loves cock in his butt/anyone/anything that loves slongs(dicks,penises)
man that guy is one big slong-lover, hes got two in his butt!
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