smoke a ham

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.

Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.

by BigEasyMoney August 24, 2007

get the smoke

to get into a fight

if you mess with me your gonna get the smoke. i want the smoke with you.

by kristidenninger March 2, 2019

put that in your pipe and smoke it

"Please contemplate my arguments against your delusions."

"I do not contest the idea that free trade stimulates economic growth. But such growth may be short term for the nation with higher per capita income as rising unemployment, due to displaced workers, lessens demand on goods and services. Have you also considered the policies of the trading partner? We don't want to exacerbate child labor or global emissions of toxic chemicals do we? Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

by AbnomalBoy May 17, 2004

Smoke a fag

1.In the Uk - smoking a cigarette.
2.In the U.S - shooting a homosexual.

1.Honey let’s go smoke a fag do you have a lighter?

2. Honey let’s go smoke a fag those damn libtards are coming to town!

by Jeff bazos February 3, 2021

Giggle Smoke

another word for marijuana.

Hey Colin! Got any giggle smoke?

by Tyler May 25, 2004

smoke it out

An alternative to "talking it out" "waiting it out" or "thinking it out." Solving your problems by smoking weed.

Friend 1: Aw sorry man I heard your gf broke it off.
Friend 2: Yeah I'm just gonna smoke it out for now...

by Lily DC July 11, 2011

Smoke Machine

A Smoke Machine is a machine that shoots out smoke and hides your friend from dancing like a fool.

Also a Smoke Machine can be used in movies to create a fake fire.

How many fingers did you use on the Smoke Machine to hide drews dancing?

by Tyler3535 September 25, 2009