Smegatron

Megatron + smegma

Optimus slime hates smegatron

Hv

by Smegatron March 9, 2026

Smegmite

Someone who is slimy, disgusting and/or repulsive

"Mate, you're a fucking smegmite"

by The_Smegmite March 16, 2026

Smegmelier

He is a master of cock cheese pairings. He has an understanding of dick dairy unknown to the unsmegnitiated
He manages a stable of cheesy dicks with an iron fist. He enforces a smegmocratic smegmathoritian society.
He maintains a hyper mobile smegmilitary with an expansive arsenal of smegmatomic bombs.
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The smegmelier recommends a pairing of our fine local smegouda with a natty light.

by Ziggatron September 20, 2025

Shmegma

Genital parmesean

Monty: Dude, stay away from George, he got MAD shmegma, and it fucking smells yo

by Sotallytoberman September 21, 2025

SmegRag

A piece of cloth, usually in the form of a rag, that is used to wipe away smegma from an uncircumcised penis. Often used to dislodge smegma before spontaneous sexual intercourse. The original purpose of a suit’s pocket square was to serve as a SmegRag for affluent men.

Seth: “Oh no, I have smegma and that girl wants spontaneous sex!”

Rob: “Don’t worry Seth, you can borrow my SmegRag.”

Seth: “What’s a SmegRag?”

Rob: “A SmegRag is an essential tool for any gentleman prone to smegma. Wipe your smegma away and blow her mind!”

by SethRob December 5, 2025

Smegalodon

A nonchalant, mysterious main character.

“They call me… the Smegalodon!”

by bruhlol1224 December 17, 2025

snail smega

Def 1: Slime trail left behind from a snail.

Def 2: The slime that oozes out ur ass when you wake up from a wasted night on the bathroom floor, condom beside you and you have no idea where your at or how you got there. Oh and your a dude.

Or

Def 3: The green goo in the corner of your eye qgen you wake up...
Thanks

WTF why is there snail smega oozing out my ass. And I can't remember shit!

by Crazycookie9121 July 20, 2014