smashed whacked

The act of being both heavily drunk and stoned, a state of pure confusion, awe and wonder

Cool Guy 1: Bro, what was up with Scooty last night?
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.

by krillf_man9 May 15, 2016

Mormon Smash

To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.

Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?

by Danglin Billies June 16, 2018

Smash buddy

A friend with benefits.

Jenn: bihhh, guess who’s my new smash buddy?
Sarah: tell me...
Jenn: Johnny... we’ve been smash buddies for like 2 weeks now

by Just Jess March 11, 2018

Smashing Day

Typically occurs on October 30th, the night before Halloween in North America.

Smashing Day' or 'Smashing Night' refers to delinquent acts of vandalism on residential Halloween Jack-O-Lanterns set outside by individuals. The Jack-O-Lanterns are removed from the homes or porches and smashed into the homes' exterior wall, the nearby sidewalk or street. Individuals participating in 'Smashing Day' are typically children aged 14-17.

"Hide the kids' pumpkins George..today is Smashing Day!"

by Christopher Majewski February 16, 2008

smashing cookies

having sex.

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!

by mister delicious September 28, 2009

smashed pasty

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008

smash that rat

pulvarising someones vaginal region with deep penetrating pelvic thrusts.

smash that rat

by roooooom July 18, 2009