Pethel Smash

A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.

In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.

I.E.

Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"

Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."

Puddi:"Poor guy."

by hipstersbeingtriangles December 07, 2010

guild smash

When a guild decides to take a break or call it quits.

"Hey Chris did you read about the guild smash post?"

"Yea Im server transferring tomorrow."

by In Or Around Your Mums Mouth April 23, 2010

Smash & Dash

When guys Fuck then leaves real quick

Julie: How was the first night with you bf?
Sarah: Oh man, it was smash & dash

by somidahomie September 07, 2015

smash it right

Knowing you've hit your birds sweet spot after a bit of rough anal because its her first time and shes drunk to be taken advantage of.

Do you think my gf will let me smash it right ? Ill take her to pub first I think

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Smash Fuckers

When you or someone gets so angry that you go on a rampage and hit everyone and everything in the way until you or that person feels better or has run out of energy.

I am so fucking pissed... im gonna smash fuckers!!!

Im going to smash fuckers until i find my cell phone.

by P.rat February 24, 2010

The smash Community

The most ungrateful community

When byleth was announced the smash community went wild

by PlantyCheese March 09, 2020

smashed pasty

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

by Siobhan Smith April 24, 2008