type shit

means I feel that

Guy: Shawty where you from?

Girl: Venezuela

Guy: Ohhh, type shit

by Kitozen July 16, 2022

Shit's Rough

Used to describe a situation that has caused grief. This can be used in very serious situations or completely retarded ones. Kinda like "That Sucks".

It can also be used to describe intensity.

Dean: "Dude... My mother passed away yesterday"

Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."

OR

Dean: "Hey look, I typed 'teh' when I wanted to type 'the'"

Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."

OR

Dean: "Dude, have you seen 'Requiem For A Dream?"

Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."

by BloOdMonKeY87 August 13, 2010

Shit Whistler

To create a whistling noise like that of blowing over a bottle, except using another person's shit hole. Thus a shit whistler. Can be used to imply someone is of a homosexual persuasion.

Mike in a childish voice up the stairs: "I've just turned all the items in your room upside down..."

James runs to his room...

James: "Ahh mannn! You dirty little shit whistler!!"

by Cranberries12345 January 14, 2011

Shit Tag

The act of Tagging photos on Facebook from your mobile device while defecating in the bathroom.

logged on to Facebook only to find that while my Father was in the shitter had shit tag fest with his Ipad

by Therealagoc July 5, 2011

Shit Moat

A psychic moat surrounding a person that is filled with 'I don't have time for this shit water'."

1. Man, that person's shit moat is unsurpassable. or
2. Daniel's shit moat is unsurpassable.
3. Don't bother his shit moat is full.

4. Eric only allows one to cross the shit moat when they appear to be equally fantabulous.

by MoonChaser September 12, 2013

Shit my life

When life is so shit that you can't take it anymore.

Why is this happening to me. Shit my life!!

by Littleeleanor March 6, 2016

Shit sickle

Where you freeze runny shit into the form of a pop sickle and then shove it up your ass and then re shit it. (Can be repeated many times)

Person 1: hey you know the old Mexican man down the street
Person 2: yeH what about him
Person 1: yeah i buy shit sickles from him all the time very high quality

by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020