Commando Shite

When you have to go to the loo where no discernable wc is available, usually performed anywhere outside ..

Fred was driving down the B6 when the tortoise started poking his head out of the shell, pulling over to the side of the road he went into the trees to have a commando shite, and when finished he wiped his arse with the leaves from the trees!!

by Horatio saint-john smythe September 1, 2009

self-shifter

Car with automatic transmission

I'd get a Mercedes CLS but its only available as a self-shifter now

by towel405 December 25, 2010

earth shattering

When something is so amazing that it changes your world. Another way of saying mind blowing, or fucking amazing.

Jeremy Lin's win streak is Earth Shattering!

by ashack April 10, 2012

Wild shite

Uncomfortable,extreme and erratic bowel movements normally self inflicted through over indulgence in alcohol, a bad pint or spicy foods or a mixture of all of these.

I had too much to drink last night and a vindaloo, had a wild shite this morning

by Eck the bear February 20, 2018

Granny Shifter

USA: A person who changes gears in a car slowly
Ireland: A person who french kisses grandmothers

US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?

by SMCLG September 22, 2022

Not worth a shite

Irish saying. Describes something which is completely useless and valueless. Alternatively, can be used to describe a completely incompetent person. To Irish people, this phrase is used to refer to something which is below even the value of feces. In other words, the worst level of uselessness something can possibly reach.

My lawnmower isn't worth a shite!

Tom: Jesus Christ, how are we after losing 8-0 again?
Joe: Face it Tom, Paddy's not worth a shite in goal. He's as likely to save anything as he is giving up the drink.

by Jotinmick April 18, 2018

Azure Flame Shattered Katana

Peak homosexuality in the game Deepwoken on roblox. 20% of the time the users are pretty chill and only did it to know what it feels like to be brain dead and the other 80% is just doing the build because they have no idea how to obtain skill

A: Bruh i got gripped by an Azure Flame Shattered Katana user

B: smh, 0 skill

by Ananogrm May 9, 2022