Crusty no new shirt havin ass

When your name is evan and you wear the same shirt for 3 weeks at work with the same brown stain and stink like a hobo.

Yo, that dickhead evan is a crusty no new shirt havin ass.

by NiggaT87 August 2, 2019

Just tucking my shirt in

Jerking off in front of an underage girl on a hotel bed.

Rudy Giuliani was "just tucking my shirt in" in the Borat clip.

by Bulleitrocks October 21, 2020

tucking in my shirt

Touching yourself.

I wasn't rubbing my dick in front of this underage girl. I was just tucking in my shirt.

by TheReverendEbenHill October 21, 2020

Nirvana T Shirt

Def1: Expressing you like a band either by wearing merch or listing them as a favorite band but having little to no knowledge of the band

Def2: to call out someone who is a nirvana t shirt by testing them on their knowledge

Person 1: "Oh, nice Nirvana tshirt, whats your favorite song?"
Person 2: "Smells Like Teen Spirit for sure!"
Person 1: "can you.. name any other songs?"
Person 2: "not off the top of my head"
Person 3: "see? I knew she was just a Nirvana T Shirt a$$ mf"

by Pseudonym hymn February 11, 2021

bastard ass shithead

Anyone named John

Hey did you meet that bastard ass shithead.

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 15, 2022

shirt plate

When you don't use a plate to eat when laying down, you just eat your food off your tshirted chest.

Trevor Hay looks really relaxed, he doesnt have to sit up to eat, he just eats off his shirt plate.

by Trevor Hay February 19, 2009

shirtain

Shirtain is when your wife hangs up all the wet shirts from the washer to air dry on a overhead door ledge.

Dammit !!! Every time i walk through the shirtain half of the shirts fall off and i need to pick them up. I wish she would just get a clothes line outside.

by Mitchell man August 6, 2012