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shark bump

what a shark does to potential prey to gauge its vulnerability before deciding to strike
When politicians blamed guns on the Ft Hood tragedy, they were "shark bumping" the American people to see if anyone would jump on the bandwagon of more gun control.
by Nomadictendency November 17, 2009
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pool shark

The best pool playa. Person who shoots pool so well that they rule the table for hours on end. Uses defense, mad english, doesn't talk shit, and grabs the ball for opponent when she scratches. And always shakes the persons hand and thanks them for a great game when they kick your ass.
Here comes the pool shark!
by Emily Baker May 19, 2005
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Knob Shark

A large, unattractive female who is sexually aggressive and dominate toward her male companion, often in public places resulting in uncomfortable PDAs (public displays of affection).
Common traits of the Knob Shark include but not limited to poor hygiene, inept socially skills, colorful locks of hair (greens, blues, or purple) and dark clothing. A Knob Shark will often out weigh her male companion by 40% or more.
Did you see the knob shark that Bob bought to the party? She practically had him pinned to the couch.
by gravymonkey February 8, 2009
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ankle sharking

when a cat is walking in circles around your feet, usually waiting for food and/or attention, and occasionally rubs up against your ankles/legs with it's face or rear end. Motion is reminiscent of sharks circling their prey.
When I got home Boris was totally ankle sharking me because I forgot to feed him that morning.
by wingnut76 November 30, 2009
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shark week

A week during the summer in which Discovery Channel airs its annual "Shark Week" and everyone on earth pretends to watch it and makes sure that all of their friends know by plastering stupid shit (e.g. Facebook status updates) all over the Internet. Usually no one really knows when Shark Week is until it actually happens because no one really cares about sharks any other week of the year. An overhyped show that everyone just claims they watch to look cool in front of their friends.
Facebook Status Update: "Shark weekkkkkk ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥"
"May the sharks be ever in your favor lol happy shark week 2012(:"
"Shark Week starts @9pm. Cant miss it!!"
"Oh, hey shark week!"
by IDontWatchSharkWeek August 12, 2012
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loan shark

Someone who lends you money and expects you to pay within so many days, if you do not they start with dismemberment -- or they just simply kill you.
I can't borrow from the bank, I have to find that loan shark!
by Anonymous August 14, 2003
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mud shark

relating to a white female who is dating or in a relationship with a black male
by kansas_man2010 April 22, 2010
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