by lardy91 February 05, 2015
When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
by MM1988 July 21, 2011
When someone forwards an email, meant for their eyes only, to a third party who is then pissed off at the author of said email. The author is then e-shafted.
by sirdalius April 22, 2011
by chisel chest May 17, 2014
by TheVenetianBamboo April 08, 2016
by Grubby5555 March 09, 2016
A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.
Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.
by Ectoplasm_Randy December 21, 2017