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slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."
"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."
by Spiv May 17, 2006
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Slackerness

Not giving a fuck about doing anything.
He said: "its 420 you have put in a hard days work go ahead and take the rest of the day off"

She said: true true. but i should probably hang around b/c i don't want to draw attention to my slackerness.
by jjbia May 11, 2010
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Shocker Plow

Put your hands together like you're praying. Fan them out so just your fingertips are touching. Then 4 in the pink, 4 in the stink.
I gave her the Shocker Plow. Four in the pink, four in the stink.
by Party.Pat July 11, 2011
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Skacker

"Hey Ryan, that one bitch is a total Skacker! She is a lazy slackin' whore!"
by BigRuu August 25, 2011
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Slacker Barbie

When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of her appearance. See also Slacker Ken.
I've been requesting forms from Slacker Barbie, but she's too busy doing nothing to respond.
by stagename October 7, 2011
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shockery

An extremely high voltage, arguably has the most shockage of all. Do not attempt to in any way interact with it, for you will not be able to survive. A "Shockery" may have a chance to give you electric powers (That's what happened to Geoffrey) but there is a small amount of chance. Anyone who is called a "Shockery" must be awesome in some way, as the voltage would have killed him (As David was killed) Do not underestimate the power of Shockery.
WATCH OUT! SHOCKERY IS COMING TO KILL YOU!!!
by JevNoKiro May 26, 2014
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multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.
Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.
by Fuze Defines April 30, 2007
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