Second-Hand Bitchin'

When a bitch be heated and they took it out on an innocent nigga where the nigga did not do jack shit to deserve it

Olivia took her second-hand bitchin' out on me.

by Gary Boi January 11, 2019

December second

the day my school has professional learning so we can't go to school anyway

Friend 1 " hey did you know that everyone's skipping school on December second I'm totally doing it!"
Friend 2 " dude there's no school anyway"

by sadgurl123 November 28, 2019

second-hand flirting

Using a friend (preferably the same gender) of someone you're interested in to get the information you want, i.e. sexual orientation, relationship status, social media.

I want to know if Jessica is seeing someone. How do I find out without being awkward or putting her on the spot if she is?

Try second-hand flirting bro. Ask her best friend Mackenzie; she'll know.

by OmniMitch July 26, 2020

mommy second

When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"

Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.

People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."

by YouNotHavelTheHoff August 13, 2021

post mumble (second Mumble)

Post Mumble is what somebody does after they say something that they think is funny. It consists of a mumble/laugh. It is a repetition of the phrase that was just said. It is usually done by nerds or dweebs.

You look like a hippo! Hwaha youer look lieke aen hippore hhaw haw!! Post Mumble (second Mumble)

by Danny 123561992 October 31, 2008

windows 98 second edition

See Windows 98.2.

Windows 98 Second Edition is an operating system released by Microsoft which succeeds Windows 98. It's a completely different operating system. See the included link for a more detailed description.

by rfrsiopgjdog February 8, 2015

gimme a second

A commonly used phrase uttered by young children, usually as a response to a parent's request.

Can be very misleading, as the aforementioned second may be upwards of 2 hours long.

"Timmy, you said you'd take out the trash an hour ago."
"gimme a second!"
(several hours later)
"Timmy, it's been longer than a second."
"gimme a second!"

by Shiggy43 August 13, 2009