by nhjjhn February 2, 2023
Get the scratch and sniffmug. To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing
The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work
(Scratching one's ass)
(Scratching one's ass)
by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023
Get the Scratching one's assmug. A term for Bisexual men who are straight. It's an old Jazz term done by Jazz Musicians especially Pianist when they scratch their nose Left that means tonight is for Women, when they scratch their nose right it means today is for Men. If you Scratch left you are mostly with women (Men Vice Versa). If you scratch under in the nose is for women you like vaginal, over the nose is you like anal (Men Vice Versa)
I scratch left always but I wear a tribal tattoo on my right arm of the Virgen de Sapopa, Jesus Christ and my Wife for when I scratched right mostly.
by Justme1981 April 10, 2019
Get the Scratchmug. When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.
by Jankyjana June 4, 2018
Get the pat scratchmug. "A gentleman's scratch" is when you have an itchy bumhole and you fart at just the right capacity to simultaneously release gas and itch your bumhole within the same manoeuvre
by ScottyFxckinT August 16, 2023
Get the A gentleman's scratchmug. father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.
son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2012
Get the go scratch yourselfmug. A popular childhood game played in the West indies, commonly in Trinidad and Guyana, where 2 opponents face off against each other scratching anything from yuh batty to whatever can be found with the goal to trick your opponent into sniffing said thing you scratched.
(PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING POWER TOOLS)
(PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING POWER TOOLS)
EH Bai, yuh want fuh play scratch and sniff? Alright, mi go scratch and yuh go sniff....3...2..1 GO!
"EH EH! Gyal yuh bamsey looking nice and fat, come leh we play scratch and sniff."
"EH EH! Gyal yuh bamsey looking nice and fat, come leh we play scratch and sniff."
by LALBACHAN BALGOBIN September 18, 2019
Get the Scratch and Sniffmug.