A very typical drink, ordered by most middle aged men made in a small rocks glass, with heavy ice, a miniscule amount of liquor, extra mixer, and garnished with fruit and an umbrella. It is referred to as a Girl Scout Drink by real drinkers who chose to be a man and drink a Fire Marshall Special to keep their manhood alive.
James, "Why does Carmen always drink those little sissy drinks with no liquor in them."
Glen, "He doesn't have the nerve to order a Fire Marshall Special, so he goes with the Girl Scout Drink instead."
Glen, "He doesn't have the nerve to order a Fire Marshall Special, so he goes with the Girl Scout Drink instead."
by TuckDCconnect January 12, 2011
Get the Girl Scout Drink mug.A Chihuahua with many personality's . he thinks hes a different animal species everyday . sits and walks like a pit bull. stands on your shoulder and magically fly's off the sofa like a bird. climbs all over everything and is clumsy af like a goat. eats alot of food like a pig but he doesnt chew he swallows his food whole like a snake( i dont know where it all goes in his little body). howls and protects like a wolf . licks and cuddles and does yoga like a cat. he dont bite he just nibbles like a mouse . takes naps and watches tv and "talks"/ whines like a toddler. when he barks his fur on his back sticks up and like looks like a shark fin. when he begs for food he'll sit here like hes frozen , doesn't blink , and his eyes stick out of his head like an owl. in the winter he will jump in big snow banks like hes some huge elephant but be careful bc it look me over 30 seconds to find him in the snow bc of how little he actually is . he stands and hides his treats like a squirrel. he might like all these species but hes one very cute and loyal best friend anyone could have.
by unknown_king November 4, 2018
Get the Scout mug.Boy scouts like all things were good till the liberals took over. Since they started letting gays and niggers in its been going down hill. Now a diversity merit badge like wtf. All the boy scouts that join are gay and trans pink haired little 10 year olds that just have big orgies. It used to be a good program that taught kids outdoor skills and morals of being an American but now is gone and is just a way for girl scouts to get eagle
Normal guy: Hey did you hear about that new Boy Scouts came up with a BLM badge?
old Boy scout: Yeah i think ima quit because this is just turning into a liberal brainwashing camp
New scout: OMG you hurt my feelings im gonna tell the gay scout leader and he is going to make you have inclusion training and then im going to go cry to my mommy and change my tampon
Old boy scout: get the fuck out you trashy shit burg nigger dick munching coon fucking gay ass feminist lookin ass.
old Boy scout: Yeah i think ima quit because this is just turning into a liberal brainwashing camp
New scout: OMG you hurt my feelings im gonna tell the gay scout leader and he is going to make you have inclusion training and then im going to go cry to my mommy and change my tampon
Old boy scout: get the fuck out you trashy shit burg nigger dick munching coon fucking gay ass feminist lookin ass.
by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021
Get the Boy Scouts mug.Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.
Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."
Nomral people: *roll eyes*
Nomral people: *roll eyes*
by Based Fiend August 10, 2024
Get the woke scout mug.It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware
Badge will be yours..
Badge will be yours..
Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'
by Special Dan July 12, 2024
Get the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge' mug.It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.
As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squirrel Scouts are here selling their cookies"
by amywarhol March 5, 2017
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