Corporate Muffin Scone

A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.

Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.

by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018

Scape

The act of rubbing the genitalia on the skin of a partner. It cannot be coitus or entering any other orifice on the body; it has to be strictly genital to skin contact.

Erik Steen told his roomate Patrick what the definition of "scape" was. Henceforth, Patrick refuses to have sex with his girlfriend, and insists that he scapes her good and proper. She deserves it though, because she farted on him while watching TV.

by itslikekuo December 9, 2004

scooper

The sexual act of licking from the apex of the scrotum, through the perinuem, and, finally, across the anus. This is performed as a single, continuous lick.
Posited to have developed in the jungles of Equador in the 5th century BC, this increasingly popular activity has recently taken off amongst caucasian men of Irish ancestry in their 4th to 5th decades of life.

My ass was wet all night after Besty gave me a scooper.

I hope Linda holds her breath during my scooper.

by Timothy Emanuel March 21, 2009

eating a scone

to be completly unprepared for what someone has to say; to be struck with uncontrollable laughter because of said condition.

Mothafucka you cant say that shit to a nigga while he's eating a scone!

by EviLCorey December 24, 2003

Love Scopes

astrology horoscopes that specifically focus on the relationship compatibility between people based on their Zodiac signs

Thanks to social media, I can read my love scopes every day instead of having to wait for the new local weekly to come out.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 19, 2013

Scape

A bond shared between a group of mates who aren't related, but blood couldn't make them any closer.

jScape: sScape, I killed your family.
iScape: All good bro, i'll say i did it.
sScape: I forgive you both AND i'll help you do your time.

by iScape December 21, 2009

Scobee

To fuck up constantly or one who fucked something up.

I can't you wrecked your car. You're such a Scobee.

by Mattymustang November 19, 2015