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He knows the perfect ratio of fentanyl to heroin mix, he can teach you to cook crack perfectly, and even has an OF teaching niggas how to stretch the crystal. Not to be confused with a Super Trap Nigga.
He knows the perfect ratio of fentanyl to heroin mix, he can teach you to cook crack perfectly, and even has an OF teaching niggas how to stretch the crystal. Not to be confused with a Super Trap Nigga.
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Social scientism is the intellectual cringe of treating human societies like a colony of ants under a microscope. It's the rigid belief that the only real knowledge about people comes from slapping the methods of physics or chemistry onto human behavior—prioritizing hard numbers, controlled experiments, and the search for universal laws above all else. It assumes that messy stuff like culture, meaning, and subjective experience are just "noise" to be filtered out. Critics call it a category error: trying to understand a Shakespearean tragedy by only counting the words per page. It often leads to dehumanizing policies because it trusts a flawed metric more than lived reality.
2. The Weaponized "Well, Actually...":
This is the common, obnoxious use. Social scientism here is the rhetorical tactic of using "SCIENCE™" as an infallible social weapon and a badge of superiority. It's the belief that every social or moral conflict is just a science report away from being solved, and that anyone who disagrees is "ignorant of the facts." It weaponizes jargon and demands peer-reviewed citations just to acknowledge someone's pain, reducing justice to a debate club topic. It's the favorite tool of edgelords who think you can "disprove" racism with a skull-measuring study from 1910 or silence marginalized voices by demanding "statistically significant evidence" of their oppression.
Social scientism is the intellectual cringe of treating human societies like a colony of ants under a microscope. It's the rigid belief that the only real knowledge about people comes from slapping the methods of physics or chemistry onto human behavior—prioritizing hard numbers, controlled experiments, and the search for universal laws above all else. It assumes that messy stuff like culture, meaning, and subjective experience are just "noise" to be filtered out. Critics call it a category error: trying to understand a Shakespearean tragedy by only counting the words per page. It often leads to dehumanizing policies because it trusts a flawed metric more than lived reality.
2. The Weaponized "Well, Actually...":
This is the common, obnoxious use. Social scientism here is the rhetorical tactic of using "SCIENCE™" as an infallible social weapon and a badge of superiority. It's the belief that every social or moral conflict is just a science report away from being solved, and that anyone who disagrees is "ignorant of the facts." It weaponizes jargon and demands peer-reviewed citations just to acknowledge someone's pain, reducing justice to a debate club topic. It's the favorite tool of edgelords who think you can "disprove" racism with a skull-measuring study from 1910 or silence marginalized voices by demanding "statistically significant evidence" of their oppression.
Social Scientism 1. Example: A city council, obsessed with "data-driven governance," cuts all funding for public parks and community arts programs because a cost-benefit analysis couldn't quantify "social cohesion" or "mental well-being" in a spreadsheet. The complex human value of public space is reduced to a line item, deemed illogical and defunded.
2. Example: In an argument about systemic sexism, someone dismisses a woman's account of workplace discrimination by scoffing, "That's just an anecdote. Show me a double-blind, controlled study proving your boss is sexist, or your feelings are invalid." They've weaponized a narrow scientific standard to shut down testimony and maintain the status quo, confusing human ethics with a lab experiment.
2. Example: In an argument about systemic sexism, someone dismisses a woman's account of workplace discrimination by scoffing, "That's just an anecdote. Show me a double-blind, controlled study proving your boss is sexist, or your feelings are invalid." They've weaponized a narrow scientific standard to shut down testimony and maintain the status quo, confusing human ethics with a lab experiment.
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Get the Monster Scientist mug.Often used in the phrase "I'm not a scientist, but...". Followed by what the speaker believes to be sound advice (it isn't). The speaker is trying to qualify the advice, as if the advice is so brilliant that you might confuse him for an expert.
Troll: I'm not a scientist, but if don't have a charger, you can try microwaving your phone. Apple just started a smear campaign against this to sell more chargers.
Derp: How does that work again?
Troll: I dunno. I'm not some virgin geek, brah.
Derp: How does that work again?
Troll: I dunno. I'm not some virgin geek, brah.
by metatroll September 1, 2013
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Get the The Little Scientist mug.Amy Coney Barrett's self-characterization when asked her views on climate change, which she describes as 'controversial' when it is a settled matter globally among those who are indeed scientists.
"Do you believe that climate change is happening and threatening the air we breathe and the water we drink?" Kamala Harris asked.
"I will not express a view on a matter of public policy... that is politically controversial" Judge Barrett answered. "I am not a scientist."
"I will not express a view on a matter of public policy... that is politically controversial" Judge Barrett answered. "I am not a scientist."
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