Schmocking

Another term for joking/joshing.

Girl: You're so ugly
Boy: What!!
Girl: I'm just schmocking with you :)

by NoMalware June 8, 2017

Schmoyck

A wet dump or poop

I took a huge schmoyck in the school bathroom.

by Herb1234 September 18, 2017

Schmopkaphobia

The fear of being used as a Schmopke

I have Schmopkaphobia!

by Rhynobyte February 25, 2018

Schmotzky

A male dog who fornicates with a male cat.

Or
Someone who tries to lick farts out of a butthole.

“Get out from under there you schmotzky”

by Schmotzkylover May 27, 2018

Schmoogle

A creature from the depth of the sea who hunts chickens with his submarine, which can also fly.

I saw schmoogle in the woods today, we should probably protect our chickens tonight.

by CharlieKippetje April 15, 2018

schmoh'd

Drunk, crunko, cranked, loaded, sloshed, hammered, ham-jon'd, schwacked, schwoozied, shellac'd, or otherwise tight, especially from IPA's purchased at Schmohz Brewery, MI.

I am schmoh'd right now.

by apollo1969 June 4, 2018

Schmoreos

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Oreos brand. Schmoreos combines soggy chocolate cookies with soured creme filling in a familiar cookie sandwich presentation. Schmoreos are an affordable, inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

Yo, Cornelius whas'up with these rank-ass Oreos!??! Why is this creme filling 'yellow'? Are these expired or are these Schmoreos!??! I ain't eatin' these! Tell your cheap-ass mom to get some real Oreos next time.

by beancrock July 16, 2019