1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The 1-10 scale in which guys rate girls based on face, tits, ass, and personality.

1: Would not bang
2: Would bang for lots of money
3: Would bang if horny
4: Would bang for money
5: Would bang
6: Would bang
7: Would consider to bang for money.

8: Would bang for money
9: Would bang for lots of money
10: Would give up life to bang

Johnny: DAMNNNN that girl is so hot I wish I could press my dick against those tits
Jonathan: I know right! She must be at least an 8 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale!
Johnny: Her ass is an 8 but her face is a 10! Talk about those tits! But her personality-
Jonathan: I don't care about personality when my dick is 4 inches deep!
Johnny: Alright I'll go talk to her.

(The 1-10 female attractiveness scale)

by RoyalYoshi September 7, 2016

Scaley back scank

A type of bitch that has so much carpet burn on her back from fucking that it looks like she has scales from the scabs.

Ok ok !

I did it.

I fucked that scaley back scank.
I hope she isnt poisonous.

by Jtbagginurmom October 10, 2016

Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)

The ranking of chicks with either a 0 or a 1 and then stating whether you would have sexual relations with them sober or only while drunk.

Scuba: What do you think she is on the Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)?

Papa Gill: Probably only a drunk 1

by babybird! December 17, 2008

Fitzgerald Scale

A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.

Man, the atmosphere of that party was off the Fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave

by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011

Spikter scale

The Spikter scale is one of a number of ways that have been developed to assign a single number to quantify the tastiness of a particular Mexican meal.

Juan: Yo ese, these are some tasty ass nachos! They are off the Spikter scale!!

spik mexican nachos mexican food dirty sanchez ese

by Nikesh Juan Martino Sanchez November 27, 2012

The Budden Scale

A scale from one to ten, in which L's are the measurement

a scale measuring epic failure

Wow, he went out with a chick with no front teeth, safe to say that's at least 7 L's on the Budden scale.

His love/hate relationship with video blogging has him disrespecting himself to the tune of 8 L's on the Budden scale.

by b-rock78 September 2, 2009

The burger scale

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.

"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."

by MartinFynch November 13, 2010