Singleness

the state of not being in a relationship, A.K.A being single. Singleness is usually characterized (if the person does not like singleness) by depression or pissyness and may be confused with PMS in women and BMS in men. It may also be confused with simple perversion, as the afflicted person usually acts somewhat perverted, due to the deprivation of love.

One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.

After Harry broke up with his girlfriend, his friends noticed that he became very depressed and perverted. Harry was suffering from his own singleness.

by N00berson McGee January 6, 2011

The Sandler

A sex position that is performed in a tent in your back yard done to your thid grade teacher and involves ice cubes, a nine iron, and a water buffalo, live or stuffed(preferably stuffed for saftey sakes)

Oh miss third grade teacher perform the sandler to you all math class long.

by Jewish Drummer December 26, 2007

Adam Sandler

funny guy

Adam Sandler is a funny guy

by jack storm October 8, 2020

married single mom

A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids

" Hey honey, do you know how to feed the baby? Ugh, I feel like A married single mom."

by anonymous November 6, 2022

sandle

small, angry, drunk, midget, person

he's had too many beers, he's havin a sandle

by gilly56565656565656565 August 2, 2006

Single Mom

A single female. Struggling and trying to balance working to provide for child, raising her child, and still having some time to herself. Usually, the father either left her because he was too much of a pussy to handle fatherhood, or more tragically, died and left the mother to care for their child alone.

Poor Stacey, struggling with school work, working a night shift and being a single mom all at the same time! But she still manages to love and care for her baby despite the hardships.

by Lunar Escape October 23, 2007

Single Pringle

A single male or female. The whole 'pringle' part is added just because it rhymes...

Larry: Bruh, dat GURL better be a single pringle.
Jeff: She won't be no single pringle when I'm done with her.

by Larry Thats My Suitcase August 9, 2016