SALMON

THE ACT OF dying

the salmon died = fun

p.s this is made in middle school so poop

by Jack+Macgyver1234_fan February 17, 2022

Salmonize

To swim against the tide. To be original and unique in your own way.

Look at that girl! What a salmonizer!

Today i won't care about the style, I'll fucking salmonize.

by Devil-E September 9, 2017

Salmon bite

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.

Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.

by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020

Salmon fishing

Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.

"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"

by BDWF April 5, 2021

Salmon

A preppy gay guy

I saw this dude on Grindr wearing all vineyard vines he’s such a salmon.

by Galahad1906 March 29, 2019

spit on the salmon

spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird

"hey bro, do you spit on the salmon"

"only on saturdays"

by HanKarnMedSverd August 26, 2021

salmon dip

You stick the tip of your dick in a stinky ass vagina and then she sucks the 'dip' off until you give her that sweet sweet queso..

We had chips and salsa but she was begging for the salmon dip.

by Salmon lover July 12, 2017