Persian Rug Burn

What soldiers comming back from the Middle East get after having sex there with prostitutes

"Man, I just got back from my second tour and I still can't shake this persian rug burn I got on leave."

by Dsaster April 26, 2010

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Under-the-rug-arize

To try and hide one's fleshly desires and its manifestations by the interjection of discourse in a conversation.

George will no longer under-the-rug-arize his fleshly desire for godless magic cards and will instead focus on falling deeper in lover with God.

by Jaime Walks September 2, 2011

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Picnic Rug Poncho

That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.

Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!

Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug

Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.

by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014

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sweep something under the rug

An idiom which means: to hide something, usually embarrassing, from others.

An example of "sweep something under the rug":

I'm not gonna sweep your mess under the rug, do it yourself!

The White House swept the president's scandal under the rug. past tense

by masterset August 4, 2016

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Road Rage Rug Burn

The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.

I bet chlamydia feels better than a road rage rug burn.

by Your friendly neighborhood... November 27, 2015

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