the act of only rolling a condom past the tip/head of your penis, to avoid the boring feeling of sex inside of a piece of rubber. Made famous by Porn legend Ron Jeremy
"I didnt want to wear a condom, but since I had to, I just did the Ron-Jeremy-Roll and got it poppin".
by Johnny Dangerus July 10, 2010

Person 1: Dude, money makes the world go 'round!
Person 2: That is an illogical statement, sir. The earth rotates due to the axis located through the center of the earth, with a slight angle. This axis causes the earth to then rotate in a constant 360 degree motion, along a set path around the sun, causing us to have both years and different seasons.
Person 1: What are you, a Ron?!
Person 2: That is an illogical statement, sir. The earth rotates due to the axis located through the center of the earth, with a slight angle. This axis causes the earth to then rotate in a constant 360 degree motion, along a set path around the sun, causing us to have both years and different seasons.
Person 1: What are you, a Ron?!
by Count_Dooku January 26, 2010

by andyfellovernet July 14, 2003

A supporter of 2008 U.S. Presidential Candidate, Ron Paul.
Ron Paul is a Republican, but because he is not an evil, corrupted jerk like many other "typical" Conservatives, the followers of his policies and his race towards presidency are known as Ron Paul-blicans.
Ron Paul is a Republican, but because he is not an evil, corrupted jerk like many other "typical" Conservatives, the followers of his policies and his race towards presidency are known as Ron Paul-blicans.
I hate John McCain, he's such an evil bastard. I like Ron Paul and his positions on freedom and liberty for the American People. I guess that makes me a Ron Paul-blican.
-Average voter
-Average voter
by "The Sarge" February 3, 2008

a seller of "blue peter" style lie-detectors,
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.
I am totally bankrupt, she blubbered,
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.
by Patrick_not_a_username June 16, 2006

Quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. Invented Scientologly. A terrible cult like reiligon. That belive lord Xenu put alien souls inside of you. The only way to get them out is with the e-machine AKA (tin cans).
by JBandBro, Eli Koz, Ncon3000 January 21, 2006

by Swagerino September 6, 2014
