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Ron-Jeremy-Roll

the act of only rolling a condom past the tip/head of your penis, to avoid the boring feeling of sex inside of a piece of rubber. Made famous by Porn legend Ron Jeremy
"I didnt want to wear a condom, but since I had to, I just did the Ron-Jeremy-Roll and got it poppin".
by Johnny Dangerus July 10, 2010
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What are you, a Ron?!

To over examine something so much to a point where you/everyone wants to punch the guy in the face.
Person 1: Dude, money makes the world go 'round!
Person 2: That is an illogical statement, sir. The earth rotates due to the axis located through the center of the earth, with a slight angle. This axis causes the earth to then rotate in a constant 360 degree motion, along a set path around the sun, causing us to have both years and different seasons.
Person 1: What are you, a Ron?!
by Count_Dooku January 26, 2010
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captain ron

The victim of a go-kart accident...definetly not a pirate. He is a sailor.
by andyfellovernet July 14, 2003
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Ron Paul-blican

A supporter of 2008 U.S. Presidential Candidate, Ron Paul.
Ron Paul is a Republican, but because he is not an evil, corrupted jerk like many other "typical" Conservatives, the followers of his policies and his race towards presidency are known as Ron Paul-blicans.
I hate John McCain, he's such an evil bastard. I like Ron Paul and his positions on freedom and liberty for the American People. I guess that makes me a Ron Paul-blican.

-Average voter
by "The Sarge" February 3, 2008
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L. Ron Hubbard

a seller of "blue peter" style lie-detectors,
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.
I am totally bankrupt, she blubbered,
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.
by Patrick_not_a_username June 16, 2006
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L. Ron Hubbard

Quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. Invented Scientologly. A terrible cult like reiligon. That belive lord Xenu put alien souls inside of you. The only way to get them out is with the e-machine AKA (tin cans).
L. Ron Hubbard was kicked at of all countrys he tryed to excape to.
by JBandBro, Eli Koz, Ncon3000 January 21, 2006
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ron jeremy's dick

"Wow your dick is almost the size of Ron Jeremy's Dick dude!"
by Swagerino September 6, 2014
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