Retarded Retard 

A retard that is so retarded that they are more retarded than the condition of retardation itself.

Candice Dickfitinyomouth: Is there even a retarded retard?
Joe Mama: Check that fucker there.
Hugh Jass: DuerRRw. Dreuurur!

Retarded Retard by MonkeyFucker9000 March 1, 2023

Retarded penguin 

Simply, a retarded penguin. Its that simple. Also a great goofy insult for those who annoy you. Wanna know the secret to becoming a retarded penguin? Well...too bad ya prick!

Dude, i really wanted to know how to become a retarded penguin. Who ever wrote this is a total prick.

Retarded penguin by KING/OF/ALL/RETARDED/PENGUINS December 21, 2010

retarded dog

1. A dog with special needs
2. Evette
3. Latricia's dog

"Why the fuck did we get the damn retarded dog????"

or

"Evette looks like a retarded dog in an abstract painting done by a crazy person!"

retarded dog by Sierra Cee-Lo November 14, 2005

retarded baboon 

a moron who just pissed you off

god i hate you retarded baboon!

retarded baboon by darkpixie666 January 17, 2006

retarded ballerina

a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.

Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over

Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.

Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel

retarded ballerina by Salad tits cockney June 14, 2007

Retarded Thing 

A human-generated retarded entity.

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

A: Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.

Retarded Thing by Teddy Jack Eddie August 25, 2011

retarded kitten porn 

refers to the lovely ladies who purr like a kitten when you treat them like they are inferior, particularly in an adult movie aka porno

dude this chick was acting dumb as fuck so I treated her as such...I took her back to my place and she was saying the most reatarded shit so I slapped that shit around and hit it hard as fuck...she purred like a kitten... I hit record and BAM....retarded kitten porn!

retarded kitten porn by themuthafuckinman April 26, 2013