Reality is Nigh

When something horribly wrong is going to happen because someone was incredibly stupid

DUDE! WAKE UP! SHE WON'T GO OUT WITH YOU! REALITY IS NIGH!!!

by The Peace Lord Deimos February 18, 2018

reality design

The design and implementation of a customized reality for an individual or a group of individuals to live in.

After working as a graphic designer in New York City, that profession's capital, for two decades, I turned to designing my own personal reality and call myself a Reality Designer, an individual who practices reality design.

Reality design observes and documents the current reality and finds ways to modify it to fit the needs of the client. It usually entails blocking out undesired things and supplanting them with desired things, as well as finding ways to facilitate the development and eventual realization of other desired situations and conditions which do not happen overnight.

by but for May 8, 2018

Reality

Having a child with a female who is known to keep her legs spread wide open, living under mommy’s roof, and meanwhile making minimum income unable to support the family.

My friend Charlie always believed in good karma, yet did not know when reality hit him in the face.

by TheWizeOne..... May 11, 2018

Realitude

Negative attitude toward one's reality

You need to lose your realitude, this is real life not a fictional world.

by Realitude_check January 29, 2019

Reality

Known as authentic and explosive. Pronounced as Real-litty

Have you heard the artists of Reality Music Company?

by JannyShmanny June 4, 2019

Reality

disappointing. You might be all about snorting and pooping rainbows, spreading positive vibes, making people laugh but the world ain't full of that. People will steal your stuff and won't give credits to you. That's reality and Reality is often disappointing.

It's reality when people steal your stuff but won't give credits to you.

by DaDirewolf October 5, 2019

Reality Jack

The purposeful act of masturbation to examine future decisions with a clear head or Post Nut Clarity.

Person A: How are you doin' man?
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.

by ProlificFizz October 21, 2019