An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.
"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."
by Jimothy Longmont January 30, 2024
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Reality Rock is a genre (or song) in Rock and Roll music that hides a dark story, or lyrics, inside upbeat music.
Depeche Mode, Boomtown Rats - I dont like Mondays, Foster the People - Pumped up Kicks. Reality Rock,
by Rocknrollmaniac February 12, 2024
Get the Reality Rock mug.A reality joke is a joke told, but the joke turns out to be reality, or a real situation. This can be unintentional, as in someone has no idea the joke is about something real. But it is often intentional, where someone knows the situation is real, and makes the joke to make fun of someone or something. So a reality joke gift would be a gag gift or a joke type gift. The gift is given either to be funny, as in the gift giver has no idea the joke is reality; or the gift can be given to make fun of someone, as in the gift giver knows the joke is reality or based in reality.
I, Ted Rimmel Jr have been on the receiving end of a reality joke gift. This was before it was known that I was involved in a secret love affair with my mother. But accurate rumors and gossip began to spread about it. Anyhow, it was my birthday party. At the party were a large group of my friends, my sister, and my mom (all adults). I proceeded to open gifts. One gift was women's sexy lingerie, nylon stockings, a pair of high heels. Next gift was a carton of condoms (12 dozen). Next was an envelope containing a letter stating that Mom and I had use of a friend's cabin for two weeks.My friends explained "The lingerie, nylons, heels is for your mother. The condoms are for you. The cabin is for both of you to spend two weeks alone together. In the cabin your mom wears the lingerie, nylons, heels, you wear the condoms, then you get your true birthday gift. Happy Birthday Ted!! An absolute reality joke gift.
I, Ted Rimmel Jr have been on the receiving end of a reality joke gift. This was before it was known that I was involved in a secret love affair with my mother. But accurate rumors and gossip began to spread about it. Anyhow, it was my birthday party. At the party were a large group of my friends, my sister, and my mom (all adults). I proceeded to open gifts. One gift was women's sexy lingerie, nylon stockings, a pair of high heels. Next gift was a carton of condoms (12 dozen). Next was an envelope containing a letter stating that Mom and I had use of a friend's cabin for two weeks.My friends explained "The lingerie, nylons, heels is for your mother. The condoms are for you. The cabin is for both of you to spend two weeks alone together. In the cabin your mom wears the lingerie, nylons, heels, you wear the condoms, then you get your true birthday gift. Happy Birthday Ted!! An absolute reality joke gift.
Chad: "Ted received a reality joke gift during his birthday party. He received lingerie, stockings, high heels for his mother to wear. He received a carton of condoms for him to use. His mother and him received a two week stay in the cabin, so he could get his real happy birthday present, hahaha."
Alexis: "Oh I get it, a joke gift, but definitely based on reality. A reality joke gift."
Alexis: "Oh I get it, a joke gift, but definitely based on reality. A reality joke gift."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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by SteveIrwinfan09 January 22, 2026
Get the RealityKin mug.The act of treating the local set of physical laws and constants not as a fixed stage, but as a system of levers, dials, and raw materials to be utilized. It's a step beyond harnessing individual forces (like gravity) to instead manipulate the foundational parameters that define how those forces interact. This could involve locally altering the speed of light to enable communications, tweaking the fine-structure constant to change how atoms bond, or creating bubbles of spacetime with different dimensional topology. It's the ultimate form of environmental control—adjusting the very fabric of existence you're operating within.
Example: "The alien probe wasn't armored; it practiced reality harnessing. It simply increased the Planck length in its immediate vicinity, making quantum tunneling so probable that any attack would harmlessly dissipate into a fog of probability before reaching its hull."
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
Get the Reality Harnessing mug.The proactive, creative counterpart to Reality Harnessing. If harnessing is using existing levers, engineering is building new levers—designing and instantiating entirely new physical laws or constants within a confined volume. This could mean crafting a pocket universe with different thermodynamics for perfect computation, engineering a region of spacetime where entropy flows backward, or creating a "physics bubble" where electrons have a different charge, enabling impossible chemistry. It's the pinnacle of technological capability, moving from understanding nature's rules to writing your own subsidiary bylaws for localized reality.
Example: "The archive wasn't a hard drive; it was a bubble of reality engineering. Inside, information was stored as stable knots in the weak nuclear force, with a local arrow of time set to zero. Data lasted forever because 'forever' had no meaning in its engineered physics."
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