Summer reading

When your significant other says they are going to do there summer reading and they are actually fucking some other bitch

My boyfriend is doing his summer reading

My girlfriend loves doing summer reading

by FuckingTriggeredAssHoe August 21, 2018

Shirt-reader

An obnoxious person who stands in front of you when you're in a rush and takes forever to read whatever whimsical graphic tee you happen to be wearing that day out loud to you (as if you didn't know what your fucking shirt said).

Neill: I was late to Biology the other day, and to make matters worse, some shirt-reader got in my way and took forever to read my Jesus shirt to me.
Kristy: Which one?
Neill: The one that says BRB.
Kristy: Douche.

by Fenix_451 November 22, 2009

reading Harry Potter

NZ School boy slang for masterbation

Bill's mum caught him "reading Harry Potter", in the shower.

by Jeremy Thomson September 24, 2007

readerr0r

A stretched out monkey man who would do anything to rip music video's

You have NO mp3's????? Your like readerr0r!
You download music videos from UCV? Are any of them readerr0r's?

by Hitman November 1, 2003

readerr0r

to be one with rage

a tool who would rather stay home to rip something instead of going to a lan

"omg your such a readerr0r

by notspamzor December 30, 2003

reading carrol

a little booth you can fuck in, typically located in a library or fitness center.

I'll meet you in the reading carrol, so we can fuck!

by jawaid man March 3, 2009

readefecation

1. noun. reading while shitting.

that was some long readefecation.

by stanford myfoot May 16, 2009