Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.
by Maitcha July 14, 2022
Get the Your Baby Can Readmug. by thelastrealpersonontheearth October 20, 2010
Get the never catch me readingmug. by Fleurdelissa March 5, 2011
Get the Don't read too much into thismug. Douche band from Carmel, Indiana. Everyone from the city hates them but people from other states enjoy their music. Skinny jeans and hair that comes to a point are some ways to notice them.
"Hey have you heard of Late Night Reading (LNR)?"
"Yeah those queers that dropped out of our school that play shitty music."
"Yeah those queers that dropped out of our school that play shitty music."
by Carmel12345 December 26, 2011
Get the Late Night Reading (LNR)mug. This occurs after you make the first date after meeting online through social media. Everything has been going great until you meet in person and then your date “reads the riot act” firmly setting out their terms for how the dating and further relationship should progress.
Phil met Meghan on their first date only to be read the riot act, stating that she did not kiss on the first date, what days of week she was available, how he was to dress when they dated, the types of events she expected him to attend, etc.
by Leap Cruncher December 28, 2021
Get the Read the Riot Actmug. Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.
by JormanThoad March 2, 2017
Get the go read a book about indiamug. by DIE May 28, 2003
Get the Reading Grandma A Bedtime Storymug.