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sleepy queef

A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness
While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef
by Sleepyqueefin1 July 20, 2016
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Jelly Queen

2) A person, regardless of gender, whose love of all things green, eco, sustainable, organic, local, global and fun show up in all they do. On a regular basis they are spreading yummy goodness where ever they go. A Jelly Queen can be counted on to fill your belly while feeding your mind and soul.
Dinner at the Jelly Queen's house for the Fairy King and the Elf King, was a feast to never be forgotten and really should be enjoyed regularly.
by Jelly Queen June 17, 2016
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Queef Tickle

When the female species farts from her vaginal region and it stimulates a synthetic orgasm/ random burst of excitement
I thought i made her climax but it was really just a queef tickle!
by ChuckMaster87 January 7, 2017
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fishy queef

The act of queefing in Prezzo when eating with your family
Crikey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair has done a fishy queef
by Bumfart March 21, 2017
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A Queen's Hour

In medieval times a queen was expected to travel with a large entourage and make a grand entrance that would 'wow' all guests. Therefore the queen was alloted an extra hour to prepare for all public events without being considered late. This "grace period" became known as the queens hour and was often spent discussing the queen and predicting her entrance attire. Now used in some circles to indicate when one won't be on time, but it will be worth it for the fabulous-ness of dress or personality of the late comer.
A: "The party starts in fifteen minutes"
B: "I'll be there in A Queen's Hour"
by GrafBatMan June 29, 2018
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Song queef

When you hardcore blurt out the wrong song lyrics to a song when it comes on
I song queefed that 90s song during our sing a long
by Waredjilliams August 24, 2018
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wild queef

When you step on an NYC subway train with a homeless dude who shit himself.
Unfortunate Man: IT smells like wild queef in this bitch
by clubpenguinwaslit December 9, 2018
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