making purple

a euphemism for having sex

make purple, not war.

"what is all that noise?"
"oh, they're just making purple."

by clevuh April 18, 2010

purple nurple

Twist, turn, pinch, pull, and every other action that can be done to a nipple in a minimal time, or all at once.

One of many things that a girl wishes upon her boyfriend when he is a jackass. That he will not find pleasure, but pain in them. Just for someone to twist them so hard that they moan, groan, cry, and almost die from the excrutiating feeling.

Or something that guys do to other guys that are walking around with their shirts off when it isnt even hot outside (but probably freezing).

"I'm going to purple nurple him so hard that he wont ever want to take his shirt off again"

by Juliet.xo January 29, 2009

Purple Jesus

Minnesota Vikings running back and future NFL Hall of Famer Adrian Peterson.

Man, did you see Purple Jesus shred that Bears D yesterday?

by PurpleJesus September 22, 2007

Purple Show

A online comedy show that was started by Psychopathic Records artist Twiztid. The show, dubbed "The Number One Juggalo Access Show", was primarily sket comedy mixed with footage from the road and found by the directer, Blaze Yo Dead Homie. The show was so popular among Juggalos that a DVD was released featuring the orginal run of the Purple Show. Vol. 2 is slated to come out in 2006.

It's the Purple Show
Everybody holds your arms up high
It's the Purple Show
And this episode number 5
It's the Purple Show
Purple Purple Purple all the time
It's The Purple Show
Everybody listen to my purple rhyme.

by Heritik X January 20, 2006

kungfu purple

high quality purple kush that gets u so high u just wanna get brain and get laid like a BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!!!!!!!

nigga i just hit dat kungfu purple so hard i passed out like a poor old nigga on a some niggeritus

by bigboiiiiii! January 15, 2011

purple veined pleasure pole

this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.

a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.

by george lawford September 15, 2008

Purpleism

Also known as the Church of the Pure Purple, Purpleism is an absurdest pseudo religion started in the Pacific Northwest of America decrying the unaesthetic in life as a reaction against all the stupid religious nonsense going on in the world.
Some of the tenets are:
-No killing over religious issues.
-The Religion Purple Priests are never taller than 2 universal cubits and 2 palms (or for US Standard, 3'6") because that puts their eyes at precisely the right point to be able to see clearly, The Color Purple, as it is most visible at that height off any horizontally planed surface.
Logic:
-As there can be no nothing, something must exist. Therefore, the concept of God is a non-sequitur.
-Purpleism is most notable near Universities.
In Cinema:
-"Pan and scan" (what is sometimes misleadingly called, "full screen") is an outright sin. --Language / content should never be altered. Only the director has that right, and even that should be greatly limited.
-Nudity is not ugly or offense, people that think it is, are.

-Sound should be standardized so you are never blasted by changing channels, or when you go from a show to a commercial. Commercials that break this rule should lose their access to the television (or radio, etc.) medium.
Romance:
-Love someone for themselves, not for who they "should" be, or for who one wants them to be;
and,
-Find a way to communicate to your partner, Exactly, as precisely as possible anyway, Who it IS that you are.

I went to Temple Purple today and we discussed Purpleism.

by Zansh October 1, 2011