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Purple Jesus

Minnesota Vikings running back and future NFL Hall of Famer Adrian Peterson.
Man, did you see Purple Jesus shred that Bears D yesterday?
by PurpleJesus September 22, 2007
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Purple Show

A online comedy show that was started by Psychopathic Records artist Twiztid. The show, dubbed "The Number One Juggalo Access Show", was primarily sket comedy mixed with footage from the road and found by the directer, Blaze Yo Dead Homie. The show was so popular among Juggalos that a DVD was released featuring the orginal run of the Purple Show. Vol. 2 is slated to come out in 2006.
It's the Purple Show
Everybody holds your arms up high
It's the Purple Show
And this episode number 5
It's the Purple Show
Purple Purple Purple all the time
It's The Purple Show
Everybody listen to my purple rhyme.
by Heritik X January 20, 2006
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kungfu purple

high quality purple kush that gets u so high u just wanna get brain and get laid like a BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!!!!!!!
nigga i just hit dat kungfu purple so hard i passed out like a poor old nigga on a some niggeritus
by bigboiiiiii! January 15, 2011
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purple veined pleasure pole

this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.
a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.
by george lawford September 15, 2008
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Purpleism

Also known as the Church of the Pure Purple, Purpleism is an absurdest pseudo religion started in the Pacific Northwest of America decrying the unaesthetic in life as a reaction against all the stupid religious nonsense going on in the world.
Some of the tenets are:
-No killing over religious issues.
-The Religion Purple Priests are never taller than 2 universal cubits and 2 palms (or for US Standard, 3'6") because that puts their eyes at precisely the right point to be able to see clearly, The Color Purple, as it is most visible at that height off any horizontally planed surface.
Logic:
-As there can be no nothing, something must exist. Therefore, the concept of God is a non-sequitur.
-Purpleism is most notable near Universities.
In Cinema:
-"Pan and scan" (what is sometimes misleadingly called, "full screen") is an outright sin. --Language / content should never be altered. Only the director has that right, and even that should be greatly limited.
-Nudity is not ugly or offense, people that think it is, are.

-Sound should be standardized so you are never blasted by changing channels, or when you go from a show to a commercial. Commercials that break this rule should lose their access to the television (or radio, etc.) medium.
Romance:
-Love someone for themselves, not for who they "should" be, or for who one wants them to be;
and,
-Find a way to communicate to your partner, Exactly, as precisely as possible anyway, Who it IS that you are.
I went to Temple Purple today and we discussed Purpleism.
by Zansh October 1, 2011
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purple guy

purple guy is such a sigma male. he rids the world of all the beta children and uses their soul remnants to make better animatronics. purple guy has a sigma male trillionaire grindset. i wish i could be like purple guy one day.
by p.p. erect January 22, 2022
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Brazilian purple paint job

When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.
"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"

"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"
by AIFF December 2, 2011
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