Statue of Puberty

Euphemism: Meaning 'erect penis'

To have a somewhat larger than usual 'semen submersible'

The thing which stands out the most during puberty,

Similar to the Statue of Liberty unveiled on October 28th 1886, except a regular penis does not come with torch, face, stola or sandals. (Usually.)

Other euphemisms like 'Statue of Puberty' include...

Morning Glory
Bishop's Crosier
Hugh Jwang
Stomp On
Stiffey
A Barred Dock

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 9, 2009

Shaving the house pubes

Mowing your lawn.

I yesterday I saw my grandma shaving the house pubes.
Mexicans are good at shaving house the pubes.

by backentrybananza August 5, 2010

Pubestache

When someone passes out, and you trim your pubes, and glue them onto that person's face giving them a pubestache

Dude we were at this party and we gave Ronnie a pubestache

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

pubertus

the evil monster that lives inside those on the brink of pubescence. he is the leading cause for erectile dysfuntion in adolescents.

"dude, my erectile dysfuntion was so bad last night."
"looks like you were cursed by the monster pubertus!"

by t baby May 14, 2007

Boob Pubes

Nipple hair

Man, you're boob pubes are kickin'.

by Little red rotten hood February 24, 2011

Butt Pubes

When the hairs in your butthole get too long, stick together and create mayhem when you're trying to wipe after a massive nutty brown mudslide dump.

Dude i definitely need to shave my Butt Pubes, i keep finding fallen dingleberries in my shoes after a hearty poo.

by dinglefuzzies April 22, 2011

arse-pubes

pubes that grow on your arse. Noone will admit to having them, but everyone has them.

Tom:Hey man, i got my arse pubes tangled up.
Kerry: I'm lucky, I dont have arse-pubes.

by OJO October 14, 2003