dick-poon

The penis/vagina combo pack of a hermaphrodite.

Hmm... I wonder if his/her dick-poon is circumcised.

by GrapeCakes June 13, 2008

Poon Tang

Pussy; poozle; snatch, etc. Not from Tagalog, but from French "putain", meaning "whore."

Honey Babe, I need summa that ole poon tang.

by octopod November 27, 2003

Poon Snatch

To swoon one's lady friend cold-heartedly.
The shameless act of seducing a female that has already been claimed.

I can't believe Rick tried to poon snatch my girl at my own birthday party.

by Jose Troconis October 17, 2006

Poon Smooch

When eating out a girl its the slobber/vagina juice that gets smeared on your face that you have to whipe off when your done.

DUDE! you should have seen it, brian's face was caked in poon smooch from that fat chick.

by Adam Handy April 22, 2007

Poon Broom

The best porno 'stache that a man can physically grow. It is the highest of the high when it comes to facial hair growth.

Guy#1: "That's a great porno 'stache man!"

Guy#2: "This is no porn 'stache son, this is a Poon Broom! Don't you ever call it a porno 'stache again either or I will stab you in the jaw!"

by TheSigPiJake May 28, 2009

Poon Lagoon

A place with lots of beautiful women.

Dude, this place is filled with hotties. It's like a poon lagoon!

I was just swimming in that poon lagoon.

There is a bevy of beautiful women here; it's a poon lagoon if you will.

by Special 'K' March 01, 2008

poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast January 27, 2008