Poo trap

To be stuck in a long conversation that you cannot escape.

Look at Mark over there, he is stuck in a poo trap!

by poonephew October 13, 2018

Poo Digger

A person who inserts an appendage (phallus, finger, toe) into the anus of another person for sexual stimulation or out of spite.

“Hey Monica, can I put my finger in your asshole?”
“Sure Alex, jam it up there good and hard you dirty poo digger you!”

by CannedPears November 08, 2009

Poo Bees

A chronic medical condition commonly associated with an angry swarm of bees nestled in your anal cavity. In the case of defecation, the poo bees will hover around your feces until properly disposed of.

"Well Jimmy, looks like you've got yourself a case of the poo bees."
"....I'm so sorry...."

by Poobee trainer December 19, 2012

Poo Glove

While loading up bags of manure at work, some residual poo stays on your gloves. You then chase fellow employees around while shouting "poo glove!" or something of that nature.

Poo glove attack on cashiers at work

by Hersheyloc April 02, 2009

Poo Sploshing

What happens when you fall down the toilet while you defecate.

"Poor Dave. He's gone poo sploshing."

by SuburbanSlang April 27, 2014

poo manchu

The poo manchu is similar to a dirty sanchez, however additional lines of poo are drawn perpendicular to the horizonal mustache. Similar to a fu-manchu, except with shit.

I was banging this girl and things got freaky. She was tired of the Dirty Sanchez, so she asked for a poo manchu.

by B Kuhl December 29, 2009

Poo Jason

jason but poo

"These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.

Its continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds... To seek out new life; new civilisations...
To hunt down and destroy Poo Jason"

by Jean-Luc Picard vs. Poo Jason July 30, 2019