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Giraponese Pony 

A half giraffe, half pony who is also japanese.
HOLY SHIT HIS DICK IS HUNG LIKE A GIRAPONESE PONY!
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Chrome Pony

When a gay cowboy sits on the trailer hitch of his Dodge dually during felatio.
We caught LeRon giving Cletus a Chrome Pony after the rodeo.
Chrome Pony by Gnomesnatch September 23, 2016

Riding the Pony Express 

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.
Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

trick ass pony 

a) a pony that can perform more than a single trick

b) someone who excels in more than one way
Kyle: wow you are a trick ass pony

Doug: Thank you, I'm glad i can beat you in so many ways.

bitch pony 

Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.
I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.
bitch pony by Guillermo August 29, 2003

Neopolitan Pony Ride 

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.
After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.