Penis Pony

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off

"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"

by Exsiq March 22, 2022

pony gowder

pony gowder is when ur eating something so good you feel like a golden horse statue at the gates of heaven

fuck me man these prawn crackers are pony gowder

by fannyfucka69 May 30, 2021

Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.

Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"

by CookieHugs August 26, 2021

bob pony

A Tech Youtuber who typically has a MLP PFP and does things such as upgrading from all of the beta's of an operating system, and typically does them on real hardware.

Person 1: I just watched Bob Pony's new video
Person 2: wow what did he make this time
Person 1: A video about the M1 Mac
Person 2: Awesome

by MukeshSn1per999 June 5, 2021

pony girl

a girl who does beastiality porn or has sexual intercourse with Horses and other animals.

"oh man, we went to Mexico. And we thought it'd be fun to go to a show, and it's a woman fucking a horse. We get there, and we think it's gonna be awesome, and it's not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man. It's kinda gross. You think a woman fucking a horse, and you get there, and it's a woman fucking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? to be honest I felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse." pony girl, lol.

--40 Year Old Virgin

by lnorennny July 30, 2006

ride the pony

to shoot up heroin recreationally and abusively

Harry: Yo Tyrone, I really gotta ride the pony right now.
Tyrone: Not with that hole in your arm you don't. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital

by Urpit December 24, 2007

trick pony

n. An entity's greatest asset and last resort for eliminating competition of a threatening nature.

Jeff: "I hear that the delay on the PS3 release was to give developers more time to complete games for it."

Tom: "Looks like the Microsoft is pulling out its trick pony."

Jeff: "Oh you talkin' bout Halo 3?"

Tom: "What else would I be talkin' about?"

by Juanitolon August 30, 2008