by McHesp July 19, 2017
Get the Pole Troutmug. by Blsh888 November 6, 2017
Get the get on the polemug. by Durtball283 April 26, 2014
Get the carpet polemug. 
by Jeffsbadwords February 8, 2022
Get the Curtain Polemug. To steal someone else's joke. When you see someone leading into a joke and you barge in to steal a punchline.
Brian: Co-hosts should not be front poling each other.
Justin: I'm already at the bottom of the well and I'm trying to get something out and I get front poled from out of nowhere!
Justin: I'm already at the bottom of the well and I'm trying to get something out and I get front poled from out of nowhere!
by SaucyNugs December 17, 2020
Get the front polemug. A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.
The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.
My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019
Get the Opossum Polemug.