Iranian Plummer

When making the sex and you work in a fist and a foot into someone's ass. Plunging so deep and hard, as if you were pumping for oil.

Bro, I still can't wash the smell off from when we teamed up and gave that rando an Iranian plummer last week.

by DigitalYokai December 25, 2025

Joe the Plumber

a term that was used in the 2008 final presidential debate to describe somebody that works hard and is worried about the economy of our coutry.

We all need to follow the example of Joe the Plumber to make America a better country economically

by da gloria February 21, 2009

key largo plumber

When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.

I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.

by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017

Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022

Rick James Plummer

Rick James, aka. Ricki the white, crazy, bald headed/tire on a harley riding rebel. Does what he wants, has no feelings or desire to make others happy. Gets bored easily, up for anything, best friend but nothing more man. Easily flowing but unable to have any long term bonds. Never lets anyone close to the point of becoming a chronic liar. Usually messed up on something, drugs or alcohol. Intelligent and skillful but lacks motivation to do anything long term unless given a purpose. Stories for days because the willingness to experience anything once. Hard headed and prideful. Has problems with Liars, Cheaters, Thieves, but tends to be exactly that. Not a whore but loves to fuck. Tests you constantly for years until.. well forever because he doesn't trust anyone. Gambling problem most likely, divorced, probably killed someone before but most likely has outstanding members of society for children. Geminis or scorpios. Dont get attached, he doesn't really like you like that"

Definition: Rick James Plummer (n) ; White Cracker Version of the Rick James.
Ricki: "I left everything behind, moved to another state on my Harley, to pay top dollar for hookers, tattoos, and cheaper drugs"

Random girl he moved in with: "Why cant you show someone love? A female by your side and ain't nothing stopping you from reaching peace"

Ricki: "Because Im Rick James Bitch, nothing stops me from doing anything. I'll die alone because I choose to!"

by RickiJ October 17, 2022

call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.

with that kinda attitude call the plumber

by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023

Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.

Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025