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Planet McCleish

Getting so drunk that you pull out your credit card when the doorman at a bar asks for your ID. Being so wasted that you use a potato chip bag as a pillow after playing six straight games of beerpong.
did you see Steve the other night? he was on Planet McCleish!
by Jonathon Goodro May 5, 2008
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"planet"

a celestial body that is too small to be considered a planet by the little people on earth that like to refer to themselves as "astronomers" but still referred to by most people on earth as a planet
According to asstronomers; Jupiter is a planet, Pluto is a "planet"
by pixelfairy April 10, 2009
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planet Gary

Somebody named Gary who is tremendously fat.
"Did you see Gary? He is freaking fat, I think planet Gary has his own orbit."
by daveyboy256 March 26, 2010
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planet earth stare

1) The look someone has when they are completely amazed, in disbelief of, or captivated by something that it causes their eyes to open as wide as possible and their jaw to drop ever so slightly. Occurs quite frequently when watching the Discovery Channel series "Planet Earth"

2) A look of pure wonderment and amazement like when a small child sees a magic trick.
Jack: is Leighton okay? He's been watching the fire place for 45 minutes..

Andrew: yeah dude, he's fine. Hes just doing his planet earth stare. He just can't believe what he's seeing.
by Wilt_Chamberlain April 4, 2011
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Toughest motherfucker on the planet

Brandon... Only Brandon’s can withhold the power to be toughest mother fucker on the planet. It possesses crazy skill to fuck mothers and be tough as fuck at the same time, Brandon’s are a different breed of humans and have crazy huge cocks!!
“I heard theres a though motherfucker in town”

“Well we know he’s a Brandon so hide your mothers”

“My mothers been having a hard time walking lately”
“She musta been with one tough motherfucker

“Didn you hear that, gerald?”
“Sounds like the toughest motherfucker on the planet”
by CallmePapa September 14, 2018
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planetarian

Someone who considers the earth as a whole, and does not recognize them selves as coming from a specific country.
I am not an American. I am a Planetarian! A citizen of the world.
by Crucistyx January 29, 2008
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Planet Snoopy

A place where people go to masturbate.
Muhammad masturbates so much he should go to Planet Snoopy.
by MrClee July 8, 2017
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