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Boneless Pizza

A pizza with toppings which completely cover the crust all the way to the edge, as found in styles such as Detroit, Sicilian, and Grandma pizzas.

Pizza Bones are the "un-topped" outer edges of pizza crusts, which are discarded by some eaters for being frequently hard and flavorless, and generally the most uninteresting part of most pizzas. Covering the entire crust surface with sauce, toppings, and cheese creates a pizza which does not generate these "bones", being instead uniformly edible and to some palates, vastly superior to "pizza with 🅱️ones in".

The term "boneless pizza" may be utterly baffling and alien to those who are unaware of the existence of non-bone-generating pizza styles, or of the mere use of the term "bones" to refer to said pizza crust edges.
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.

*phones pizza*

a different Person 2, who actually has a clue: Ya pizza, whatchu want?

Person 1: lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: So, a St. Louis style, with what toppings?
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...pepperonis. Cheese. Wit extra pepperonis.
*order continues*
by haloInverse November 25, 2018
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pizza anxiety

something you get when someone orders a bunch of food and you have to make it
kylee got pizza anxiety when she walked into work and someone ordered 3 jumbos and 1 large
by hiiiiiitsame February 23, 2019
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saucy pizza

A code word for, “I have my period.” It’s definitely saucy, red, and painfully nauseating. Oh, pizza because it’s in that shape.
I woke up today and had saucy pizza. I just want to lay down for the rest of the day.
by mamasmias August 11, 2022
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pizza breath

That cheesy, pizzza-y breath that sticks around for HOURS after you eat pizza. You can smell it yourself without even trying to. As long as the pizza's got the bare minimum to be a pizza, you'll get pizza breath.
Damn bro, I hate this pizza breath; it annoys the hell outta me. I can smell it just by breathing..
by Knamer363 August 19, 2022
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Pizza-Rolling

The act of having to watch and/or listen to your friends act sexually over a video call. Typically occurring in discord groupchats.

The term originates from the fanfiction “Two’s a Company, Three’s a Mistake” written by Ao3 author horseparkour, in which main character Sapnap has to listen to his friends Dream and George have e-sex in a discord call, all whilst eating a plate of freshly microwaved pizza rolls.
My friends didn’t leave the groupchat to have their discord sex again, I hate Pizza-Rolling”
by Ollie609 February 11, 2022
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pizza tactics

A tactics regularly used by twitch debaters where they eat pizza to deradicalize watchers form both the left and the right.
Destiny is utilizing a popular tactic that is very effective called pizza tactics. What he is doing by eating the pizza is drawing attention away from intricate arguments and bringing your attention to the pizza he is eating
by Problematize March 14, 2021
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Pizza Saucing

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer it's when a girl is on her period and has blood squirt onto your chest and smears it all over.
Man 1 "Yo dude me and Jade were Pizza Saucing last night!" Man 2 "Dude! no way!"
by Dildo McPoopenstein November 28, 2011
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