Pittsburgh Popeye

A sexual act between two loving and consenting adults. The foreplay involves copious amounts of olive oil and a Nuru massage. The gentleman then finishes in a fresh can of spinach being used as a fleshlight while the partner keeps saying "oh Bluto".

I don't mean to brag, but last night my girl and I did the Pittsburgh Popeye for the first time.

by M. Hawke April 10, 2023

double pitstop

Performing #1 and #2 in a single trip to the restroom.

Man, I feel so much better after that double pitstop. I could be ballin' for another 3 hours.

by demongolemz May 3, 2011

Gorrilla Pits

Common in mostly girls, where your armpits are so hairy they resemble the under arms of gorrilla's. Occurs mostly during no-shave November.

Madison: Why aren't you lifting your arms?
Marie: I have major Gorrilla Pits! I haven't shaved my pits in a week!
Madison: Dude that's disgusting!

by Madisonmadelyn September 23, 2012

Talan Pitts

Talan Pitts is such a strong handsome man who Carried 100 women on his large penis. If you meet a boy or mad named talan you should kiss him on his lips because they taste like strawberries. Talan Pitts penis is so large he created the Grand Canyon. He tried to stick his penis through it and he made cracks all on the canyon. Talan Pitts likes girls with the name Allie. So if your name is allie you have a %99 chance of dating talan.

You are such a Talan Pitts with you very large Penis.

by 1561 March 19, 2017

Pastie Pits

After doing a lot of sweaty workouts in the same T shirt it becomes impossible to remove the smell of old sweat from the T shirt.

Strett: "That was a tough workout today"
Payt: "Yeah man, i've got pastie pits, this T shirt has had it now, time to bin it"

by Weapo June 14, 2017

Eddy Pitts

a fat bitch who has mcdonalds on speed dial for emergencies. eddy is the guy in west greene who can clear the lunch line in one run, oh wait he cant run. anyways he keeps chocolate milk in his first aid kit and his drive thru orders are bigger than big smokes. this guy takes a box truck to a resturaunt and says load it up. he mugs the old ladies at food city for their buggies and if you whisper his name at burger king they put an extra patty on his burger

oh no here comes Eddy Pitts! everyone hide your food!

by TheBigStoner420 November 30, 2018

appies and pints

Appetizers (snack/finger foods) and pints (of ale or beer) usually offered in a pub/tavern.

To celebrate their anniversary, Jimmy's Pub is offering their appies and pints special two hours early!

by Babblefingers June 3, 2017