photobate

To take a picture of one's self at arm's length or with the aid of a mirror.

I had to photobate most of my profile pictures. It seems like I don't have any friends.

by Anarch0n March 11, 2012

Photo Frontin'

(verb): taking head shot photos from high angles, generally to capture a false sense of appeal; mostly done by ugly women

Go on any dating site and most of the women you see with profile pictures are photo frontin'

by IwonderboutU October 29, 2011

Photobation

The habit of taking "selfies" (photos of oneself) and posting them on the internet.

Scott was grounded for excessive photobation; his mother had to take away his camera.

by xnrock May 1, 2013

phartface

People who use "ph" in place of an "f" either just to be cute or avoid censorship.

I don't give a phuck what you do. That is the kind of a phartface I am!

by Weetamoe May 15, 2012

Phorking

When you're supposed to be doing work, but instead choose to text people, or other stuff on your phone. (Phone working)

-Mom: "Son, are you working in there?"
-Son: "Yes mother!"
Actually, he was texting Jenny to see what she was doing, but he couldn't tell his mom he was phorking. She would be pissed.

by LOLCraft October 6, 2012

photo mom

Is a mother who spends more time taking pictures of their children then they do actually spending quality time of their children. Then posting 10,000 fun family photos that they didnt actually involve themselves in.

Beth is such a Photo Mom, did you see the latest in Walmart poses?

by Your Pissed off Daughter November 30, 2013

Photo-pas

A photo-pas is a photo of a person or people with a mess behind them. The background of the photo-pas displays filth, clutter, unmentionables, or busy things being presented. People often post these photo-pas pics on Facebook--inadvertently showing the world how dirty they are.

Sara took a picture of her children while they were eating dinner. The photo turned out to be a photo-pas because there were dishes piled in the sink, boxes of food on the counters, and a few black bags of trash in the background. To avoid a photo-pas photo takers should look around a room before taking the photo. What you see is what everyone else will see when they look at the photo--avoid the photo-pas.

by Ta-Casso January 20, 2014