Pencil Mercenary

A person who kills pencils

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them

by IfyournameisAshyourprobablydum July 21, 2023

Pencil

the object used to kill a man

a dude: “I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.”

by AManOfFocusCommitmentSheerWill March 1, 2020

pencil

a object used to plug the butthole

i used a pencil to stop the flow of diarrhea

by big dic mommy September 8, 2021

Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

when one attaches razors to a fleshlight and proceeds to use it

Dude i’m bleeding a lot from that Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

by awesomebagel87 February 6, 2025

pencil type of guy

A guy that really likes men and penises

Bill is a pencil type of guy.

by Sharice June 13, 2023

Pencil

A term used to describe someone who is very slim with knobby joints and a pointy head. Typically a person who's physique resembles that of a HB.

"Hey Pencil, pass us the protein shake"

by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022

Pencil

Term used to ask if your girls if they have pierod supplies.

Do you have a pencil.

by Contratra winklespeaker January 5, 2016