Pencil Dick

Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."

'Lose my number pencil dick.'

by Carpenter Pencil January 26, 2024

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vicious pencil

when you stick yo dick in yo girls pussy and go as hard and as fast as you can. (this may leave a rash.)

"Dude I cant do it with Megan for a while"
"why bro she mad at you?"
"No man I just gave her a Vicious Pencil last night"
"Oh man that sucks, you should probaly just get a new girl for awhile"

by funky scissors May 6, 2014

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pencil breaker

Often given to a gay crush you have when they're a adorable dork.

Did you see pencil breaker she got her hair stuck in her coat zipper after last period is was adorable

by Randomgirl10 September 5, 2016

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Pencil Mark

A person who puts an unhelpfully large number of pencil marks into a puzzle grid, in the optimistic belief that the resulting chaos will guide him or her to a solution. Especially relevant to sudoku puzzles.

"Oh god, don't let Pencil Mark have a go. He'll deface the puzzle beyond all recognition and we'll never crack it."

by Sudoku Alex November 20, 2023

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pencil

pencil is when u rip off of friends dick and glue in back backwards

dude 1- hey mind if i pencil you

dude 2-No
dude 1-ok
dude 2-I can't pee now though
dude 1- oy soy dora can u find who asked

dude 2- ya my dick asked

dude1- so suck on it so it stops pls u stupid penciled looser

by yo mama is stupid June 14, 2022

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