I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.
by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022
Get the Mike’s delicious peckermug. When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz
by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024
Get the Foreskin pecker deckermug. After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.
by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019
Get the Twitchy Pecker Fuckmug. The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.
Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'
Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023
Get the pecker premium pricemug. by Lamarspencer54 July 16, 2022
Get the Hell pecker yea boymug. by aaaaaaaaaaa1234567890123456789 August 2, 2025
Get the Toilet Peckermug. Someone who - typically teenage - is destructive to other people's property. It's slang for "asshole" in the old days, particularly in downeast Maine.
by Downeastah June 10, 2023
Get the Short-peckered nuisancemug.