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crooked pecker 

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
crooked pecker by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker 

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
crooked pecker by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker 

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
crooked pecker by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

puss-pecker 

When a woman wears baggy jeans causing them to bunch up and you can't tell weather or not there a transvestite.
i'm not sure weather or not that chick has a dick, i think it might just be a puss-pecker
puss-pecker by "iron" man May 16, 2017

Wood pecker 

I mans penis when it's hard
Josh just looked at that blonde down there kpnow he has got a wood pecker
Wood pecker by The_1st_killer October 1, 2017

peanut pecker 

Small Penis like the size of a peanut
WOW ALEX WATERS HAS A PEANUT PECKER
peanut pecker by IDK12345667788 November 9, 2017