Dad parade

When a group of families gets together and one of the kids convinces their dad to carry them, especially on the shoulder, it triggers the other kids to force their fathers to match the first dad's antics...

Kid 1: I'm tired. Carry me?
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!

Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...

by Jbt003 June 30, 2014

Dick parade

A group of total assholes/dickheads parading around like little cunts.

Just put Mel Gibson and Paula Deen together. It would be a perfect dick parade of total bigots.

by Shitcoloredsandnigger March 3, 2015

Welcome Parade

The group of horny lil Facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the WEEK of your relationship status changing to single.

1 *messenger notification*

Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?

You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000

2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo

You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!

Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.

I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.

by BVMBL3B33 July 20, 2016

Atikokan Parachute

The act of holding a used condom outside of the front passenger side window while the passenger in the back has their head outside of the vehicle. Once the condom has expanded it will pop resulting in a facial for the passenger in the back.

Matt and I went for a cruise with Becky and Sam. Sam kept yelling out the window so I gave her an Atikokan Parachute.

by Reese Birch November 20, 2016

meat parachute

When a girl has had so many men in her that her vagina is very lose

"Man did you see her? I herd she has a meat parachute"

by JJEM_Michael February 15, 2017

waze parade

When a group of cars using the app Waze make successive turns on small side streets to avoid traffic on the main thoroughfare.

We followed the waze parade through Southie to avoid getting stuck in traffic on the highway.

by Waze warriorWaze fwgqweertbhg- April 6, 2017

Horse Parade

When you run your partner over naked with a car.

My grandma died when I gave her a horse parade.

by Brendawg69 May 18, 2017