parasite

one who feels that you are friends even tho you only one time, eventually starts to suck the niceness out of you on visual contact

Peter Hastings, currently at Laguna Beach High School

by R.A.P.E. April 1, 2005

Parasite

A female human who uses sexual advances and intercourse to lure unsuspecting men into a trap, to feed off of them. Once they are no longer satisfied, they move on to another man and the cycle repeats.

"Dude, what the hell happened to James?"

"His parasite of a girlfriend dumped him, the bitch used sex to keep him wrapped."

by The heartless wonder January 8, 2012

Parasocial

Dream

That youtuber has a parasocial relation with his fans.

by AbsoluteUnite May 1, 2021

parasexual

A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.

I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. Does that make me parasexual?

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

Parabola Tootie

When a girl's legs are incapable of closing properly. Her knees may touch but her thighs do not, leaving a massive parabola shaped gap under her vagoo. Usually accompanied by expansive hips and little-to-no ass.

- Check out that girl, she's like totally bowlegged or something.

- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!

- What a whore …

by Ass-hed January 23, 2009

Paraskevi

This is how we call traitors and liars. It is also used for those who hit people with doors. Finally it's used for those who lose the measure of the joke

I can't believe that you said everything to Andrew.. You are such a "paraskevi"

by Ssstt December 19, 2019

Parasite

Based on the film of the same name, this is when you get a new job and then one at a time you get your friends jobs there too until you’re all running the place.

You got a job at the water park? Let’s parasite that place!

by Mattefinished January 17, 2020