by moars June 04, 2010
When you get really fucking pissed at someone yer communicating to on the net or on the phone, but you are just not physically close to them so you just wish you could punch them through the phone or the computer monitor!
by Kyle Hack February 01, 2006
verb: While masturbating, position your thumb so that on the downstroke, you stimulate the tip of the penis.
by Bigg Mike June 24, 2005
Normally it would mean taking a punch to the face, but in Russia punch means stab and kisser means anus-hole.
Russian mobster: If you don't have the stuff by monday you're dead.
American guy: What if I need an extra day or two?
Russian mobster: In that case you will simply be punched in the kisser.
American guy: Punched in the kisser? That doesn't sound so bad.
Russian mobster: If you say so, in Russia punch means stab and kisser means.. how you say.. Anus Hole
American guy: What if I need an extra day or two?
Russian mobster: In that case you will simply be punched in the kisser.
American guy: Punched in the kisser? That doesn't sound so bad.
Russian mobster: If you say so, in Russia punch means stab and kisser means.. how you say.. Anus Hole
by The D.E.N.N.I.S. System November 09, 2012
A: Hey man, you going over to Carl's party?
B: Nah, man. All he ever has is Ghetto Punch, and that shit always fucks me up.
B: Nah, man. All he ever has is Ghetto Punch, and that shit always fucks me up.
by TimmieTimTims August 30, 2011
by TheAlps November 12, 2022
When you are getting a blow job and you punch the top of the girls head really hard, so that her teeth clamp down and bite your penis.
"Scott was into S&M and surprises, so he decided to give Mary a bobbitt punch when she least expected it!"
by Scott Stiner March 21, 2008