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P-Vamp

short for penis vampire; describes a girl who loves sucking dick so much that those who know her/ have had their dicks sucked by her suspect she may need to give head just to stay alive, much in the same way a vampire needs blood. P-vamps can go out in the sunlight making them more dangerous then regular vampires, kinda like Blade. When making fun of a P-vamp use the original dracula/ translyvanian accent and say "i vant to suck your cock" and pretend she acctually talks like that.
Man, you got your dick sucked by Megan again, that girls such a P-Vamp.
by High Life AP April 18, 2005
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Joanne P

Joanne P is very bubbly and friendly. She is not afraid to cheer someone up. She is very sweet and is an awesome friend. Sometimes she chooses the wrong person to believe, but she always comes out right in the end. She is intelligent and honest. She makes friends very easily. She is a wonderful girl and the perfect person to hang around with.
Joanne P: Hey I got 100!

Chloe: Me too because you helped me study! You rock Jo!
by AnonymousRichGirl July 9, 2020
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Filthy P

A person preferably from NY, who sucks the meat off of chicken wing bones.
Did you see filthy p in Friday's last weekend?
Yeah, he took the meat off the bones.
by Sunroof balla May 30, 2016
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P the B's

Pump the Breaks. You use this phrase when you want someone to slow down. This is used instead of the terms "relax" or "chill out"
Kyle told Sara to P the B's when she asked him to get married prematurely.
by Awesomenessnessness21 June 18, 2011
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P!atd

Person:hey! What does p!atd stand for?
Me:oh, it just stands for an amazing band, which Ryan you need to come back to us. Aka panic at the disco
by UnsualPidgeon December 1, 2018
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crossP-P

When brothers get together and cross streams for fun.
Shreyas was mad that Adarsh and Rohan did crossP-P without him
by Bob Da Buikder October 20, 2018
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P-DoFF

P-DoFF (pronounced peed-off) is an acronym for Double face feet and palm. It's a type of reaction an average person with a reasonable understanding of anything would make in the face of utter dumbness. In particular, to the kind of things, David Avocado Wolfe says.
Random guy: David Avocado Wolfe said solar panels absorb light and it's lost forever. So it's not renewable energy and so cruel for the sun.

Fifth-grader: Dude, I'm just P-DoFF (peedoff) right now. That shit is bonkers af.
by FallenV August 14, 2018
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