porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 25, 2011

jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018

snatchelor pad

(n) a single lesbian's apartment, home, or any other living quarters

"Hey, after this drink, you wanna go back to the ol' snatchelor pad and see where that takes us?"

by TedSheckler June 21, 2016

launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off

“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”

by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020

Pad Pussy

A guy who plays football thinking hes stronger than anyone in the world when he wears pads all over his body,
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize

Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.

by doodie butt hole February 1, 2020

baby padding

A woman's uncontrollable urge to ingest carbohydrates that convert to body fat including abdominal fat that serves to protect the unborn offspring

Bob: That's your third pizza hon
Marlene: I'm working on my baby padding

by Innomine Partri May 1, 2021

Monty’s bloody pad

A tiktoker with lots of followers he is super hot and loves dick and Monty, he is also glamrock bonnies husband

Monty’s bloody pad is a tiktok creator

by Monty’s play toy April 24, 2022